I am showing this in my class tomorrow.... Seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Then again, I am a dorky theater teacher. Whatever, just watch it and tell me you're not ready to wipe away tears of laughter.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/186547/october-02-2008/shakespearean-candidates---stephen-greenblatt

(By the way, I cut off the last sentence when I showed the kids!)